This is funny, I found something along the same lines at http:www.donationruse.com/ObamaZombie.html

The Obama Zombie virus officially reached pandemic levels on November 4th, 2008(Election Day). This day will forever live in infamy as it confirmed that the Obama Zombies officially outnumbered the competent Americans. On this day 52.92% of the American public was diagnosed with the Obama Zombie virus. When the transmission results were made official the brain dead flooded the streets in many of our major cities. The zombie mob eventually overran our nation’s capital on January 20th, 2009 as they mindless awaited the inauguration of their zombie overlord. After years of inaction and apathy, America has woken up to find itself occupied by a horde of belligerent Obama Zombies. We must act now to prevent the further spread of this virus and reverse the current course of our nation as the Obama Zombies try to lead us to ruin.