Gov. Mark Sanford magically disappeared last Thursday, which raised questions on his whereabouts and who’s in charge of his absence.

Gov. Mark Sanford

Tuesday Sanford’s staff told media that the governor is safe and is hiking along the Appalachian Trail. However, Gov. Sanford ended the seven days of mystery and guesses, when he arrived in the Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport on Wednesday morning, and said that he’s been on a 7 day trip to Buenos Aires, Argentina, where he was having an affair with an Argentinian woman. When asked why his staff reported that he was on the Appalachian Trail, Sanford replied, “I don’t know.” Critics slammed Sanford and his staff for cover-ups and lies. When asked what’s his favorite song, Sanford said: “I always liked Fleetwood Mac, my favorite from them is “Tell me lies, Tell me sweet little lies…” Additionally, in the light of his recent disappearance Gov. Sanford corrected his position on marriage:
“Marriage should only be between a man, a woman, and another woman from Argentina.” (~twitter Joshbhatti)

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