The New American Dream – Run your very own Ponzi Scam!!!!

Written by Stalking Butler No Comments
Last Updated: February 1, 2009

Are you tired of the normal 9 – 5 routine??? Do you want to tell your boss to go to hell??

WELL NOW YOU CAN WITH YOUR VERY OWN “BUSH APPROVED” PONZI SCAM!!!!!

That’s right ladies and gentlemen!! Learn from the master and his fellow colleagues as well as his once established student Bernard Madoff, on how to loot Americans and other foreigners for everything they have!! Only the good ol’ boys in Washington could do it so well!! As a student of Master Bush, you will receive step by step instructions and promotional material for your new business!!

features:
Avoid detection from top SEC officials with stealth!!( if this fails there is always bribery, you will learn this trick in later seminars)

Learn Bush’s inside secrets on money laundering!!

Get a free weekend stay at the Bush Ranch and golf course for 2 (bring the wife,..or mistress!) after successfully bringing in $100,000!!

As an extra bonus, you can actually get free customized business cards personally printed up by Bernard Madoff from his jail cell!!! See example below:

ponzi business card

Reports have it that now Ex-President Bush , as well as Bernard Madoff, had been visited by the ghost of Charles Ponzi over the weekend. It is speculated that Ponzi provided Bush and Madoff with a grand..uhm.. “plan” to boost the economy much better than the current stimulus package. He also scolded Bernie for not learning from Ponzi’s mistakes in his earlier years, and not having a proper “exit” plan. Charles suggested an exit like the recent ponzi business in Florida. LOL!
madoff money

The ghost of Mr. Ponzi left with these final words for all who it concerns:
chuck's message

Now on a serious note and all comedy put aside:

Cyber crime is at an all time high and is estimated to surpass the illegal drug trade in value. Right now there are tens of thousands of ponzi and pyramid scams operating online, even new ones that pop up every single day, and of course several offline as we all know too well now. A good majority of these, all it would take is the FBI to send cease and desist orders to their hosting providers, or get warrants to raid them and get the perp’s information to have them shut down, in my own personal experiences, it has taken me an average of 5 – 15 minutes on most to locate enough of the perp’s information, their hosting provider’s information and a few other valuable details that are more than enough evidence and information for authorities to act on….yet the American government seems completely helpless to do anything about it, and offers little if any help to any people that fall victims to it,….almost always the scammers get away and come right back and do it all over again like a walk in the park….

YET WHEN SARAH PALINS YAHOO EMAIL GETS HACKED, IT BECOMES TOP OF THEIR LIST, AND THEY APPREHEND THE LITTLE PERP IMMEDIATLEY!!!!!???????

why do they not put that same enthusiasm into going after the real scammers, swindlers, and other very serious threats!!!???

WOULD THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT CARE TO COMMENT ON THIS????????