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RETURN TO PAN-WHORE-A! Avatar Returns To Theaters August 27th
By White Rabbit on July 11, 2010 | No Comments
Avatar is coming back to theaters August 27, 2010 and will bring an extra eight minutes of “never before seen footage” I know, right? Unbelievable. It’s unbelievable that the 20th Century Fox or James Cameron or whoever are milking the film like this. This probably isn’t an unpreced... -
Bristol Palin Gets A Boob Job! Mommy Sarah Smiles With Appoval!
By White Rabbit on January 22, 2010 | 2 Comments
Ex Alaska Govenor, Ex Republican Vice Presidential Candidate, Best Selling Author and current FOX News Commentator, Sarah Palin recently returned to Alaska only to learn that her oldest daughter (and mother of Sarah’s Grandchild) Bristol, recently underwent a rather large breast augmen... -
Shocking News: Barack Obama Will Resign As US President!
By White Rabbit on January 14, 2010 | 3 Comments
Time Magazine Reports Obama To Resign! Photo Source: FreakingNews.com This was not expected to happen so soon, but now it is real. Obama sources confirm that the president will resign on the 1st of February and no reason has been given to the abrubt end of his presidency. Obama’s... -
BREAKING NEWS :: FOX NEWS REPORTS STAR CRUISE CRASHES INTO JEDI COUNCIL!
By White Rabbit on December 27, 2009 | No Comments
***BREAKING NEWS*** White Rabbit Cult Exclusive FOX NEWS REPORTS STAR CRUISE CRASHES INTO JEDI COUNCIL! Details right now are sketchy…. but FOX NEWS just reports that an unidentified Star Cruiser just crashed into the Jedi Council building! Casualties are unknown at this time. White R... -
Tiger Woods…. “Lesson Of The Year”!
By White Rabbit on December 23, 2009 | No Comments
A fan of the White Rabbit Cult recently submitted to us… addressing the recent Tiger Woods Extramarital Affair scandal. We thought it was a great commentary, and decided to share it with our readers…… Tiger Woods Fucked A Homeless Man! Lesson of the year: if you are a nym... -
Merry Christmas From The White Rabbit
By White Rabbit on December 21, 2009 | 1 Comment
Hey Cultists!!! We are back! There will be some changes coming… but the site is up and running again. So stay tuned! Tags: White Rabbit Cult Related posts WRC Site News (0) White Rabbit Cult… Hynotizes You To DRINK THE KOOL-AID! (0) White Rabbit Cult… FREE HUGS! ... -
Secret Service Members Secret Members Of The White Rabbit Cult
By White Rabbit on April 15, 2009 | 1 Comment
In a rash of social out pouring…. many stealth members of the world wide association known formaly as the “White Rabbit Cult” White Rabbit Cult Secret Service Members Recently observed at the White House… several members of the Secret Services Presidential Protection... -
EXCLUSIVE: BRISTOL PALIN NUDE IN PLAYBOY!!!
By White Rabbit on March 31, 2009 | 4 Comments
Leave it to the perverts at the White Rabbit Cult to get the scoop!!! We have the advanced release of the next cover of Playboy Magazine featuring a very hot new mommie… Bristol Palin! Yes… its that Bristol Palin…. Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s daughter! BRISTOL PA... -
RARE BARACK OBAMA MUGSHOT UNCOVERED
By White Rabbit on February 27, 2009 | No Comments
Once Again… The White Rabbit Cult has UNCOVERED a never before seen “mugshot” of current US PResident Barack Obama! This mugshot was taken after Barack Obama was arrested for disorderly conduct at an ACORN rally in suburban rally in 1975. Obama was there to help organize a... -
Barack Obama… The Lost Albums!
By White Rabbit on February 21, 2009 | No Comments
The White Rabbit Cult has recently uncovered two of the original “Barack and The Wailers” albums! Barack and The Wailers President Barack Obama was original with a small reggae group called “Barack and The Wailers”…. styled after the classic Jamaican reggae sen... -
Blago Calls Illinois Pols Drunkards and Adulterers
By White Rabbit on February 12, 2009 | No Comments
Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich has some final words for the media after he announces his choice of former Ill. Attorney General Roland Burris to fill President Obama’s Senate seat Dec. 30, 2008 in Chicago. (AP Photo/Paul Beaty) Disgraced former governor Rod Blagojevich can’t cont... -
The Great Rabbit Emerges From The Bunny Hole!!!
By White Rabbit on February 6, 2009 | 1 Comment
On the 6th Day of Rehobeth in the great plain of Armistice Major…. when the planets align, and the stars shine bright… legend has it that the Great White Rabbit will rise from the deep depths of the Mysterious Bunny Hole and shed light and wisdom…. joy and hope…. sten...








