The U.S. unemployment rate jumped in February to 8.1 percent, the highest level in more than a quarter century, a surge likely to send more Americans into bankruptcy and force further cutbacks in consumer spending. Trying to jump start our economy! Employers eliminated 651,000 jobs last mont...

The White Rabbit Cult presents a very simple illustrated guide to how the United States economy took a huge turn in the last 12 months. Please feel free to print these out and give them to all your friends. This information will make you the smartest person at next weeks New Years Party! How...

Democrats to automakers: Prove you can repay $25 billion Automakers FAIL! WASHINGTON — Democratic leaders in Congress called on Detroit’s automakers Friday to submit “credible” financial plans to lawmakers by Dec. 2 for spending up to $25 billion in government money, ...

US president-elect Barack Obama says he wants an economic plan that will create 2.5 million jobs when he comes into office in January. Super Stimulus Man!!! Obama has said he’ll move ”swiftly and boldly” to revive the US economy – setting a goal of 2.5 million new job...

Henry Paulsons Shit Sandwich Wall Street is back in freak-out mode today: Stocks are plummeting, led by financial issues, and money is rushing into the haven of Treasury securities. With about 90 minutes to go in the trading day, anything can (and probably will) happen. Stocks also were down...

FIGHTING FOR EVERY LAST VOTE! Fighting For Every Last Vote On the playgrounds of elementary school, one of the worst taunts imaginable is to be told, “you fight like a girl.” Now, in fact, girls don’t necessarily fight “like girls,” while some boys do. But, regardless of gender, wh...

Bill Gates Helps U.S. Economy with Service Pack 3 It’s only a matter of time before it becomes infected with a virus or a trojan horse, or we see the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! Bill Gates Rolling Out US ECONOMY SERVICE PACK 3 Tags: bill gates, damaged economy, economy woes, microsoft, mor...

Stocks plunged Thursday, sending the Dow Jones industrial average down 679 points — more than 7 percent — to its lowest level in five years. Stocks took a nosedive after a major credit-rating agency said it might cut its rating on General Motors and Ford, further rattling investors alre...

A couple of cool pictures depicting our good friends, Henry Paulson and Ben Bernake. Tags: ben bernake, fed chairman, henry paulson, us economy, us treasury ...

Henry Paulson... Live and Die By The Bull! Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and his team are starting to look like short-order cooks stuck in a perpetual lunch-hour rush. The worse the economic crisis gets, the more confidence- and liquidity-boosting measures they cook up, from the Bear Stea...

“Going Out Of Business” Sign Shops Report 400% Increase In Profits! It’s a really sad state of affairs! Tags: ben bernake, closed businesses, economy, going out of business, henry paulson, new york stock exchange, stock market collapse, stock market fail, us economy ...

Monday was a brutal day for the US Economy… Our thanks go out to Henry Paulson!!! Good Job Asswipe! Henry Paulson Destoys The Middle Class Tags: economy, henry paulson, secretary of the treasury henry paulson, stock marketm stock trading, us economy, Wall Street ...