Avatar is coming back to theaters August 27, 2010 and will bring an extra eight minutes of “never before seen footage” I know, right? Unbelievable. It’s unbelievable that the 20th Century Fox or James Cameron or whoever are milking the film like this. This probably isn’t an unpreced...

Ex Alaska Govenor, Ex Republican Vice Presidential Candidate, Best Selling Author and current FOX News Commentator, Sarah Palin recently returned to Alaska only to learn that her oldest daughter (and mother of Sarah’s Grandchild) Bristol, recently underwent a rather large breast augmen...

***BREAKING NEWS*** White Rabbit Cult Exclusive FOX NEWS REPORTS STAR CRUISE CRASHES INTO JEDI COUNCIL! Details right now are sketchy…. but FOX NEWS just reports that an unidentified Star Cruiser just crashed into the Jedi Council building! Casualties are unknown at this time. White R...

A fan of the White Rabbit Cult recently submitted to us… addressing the recent Tiger Woods Extramarital Affair scandal. We thought it was a great commentary, and decided to share it with our readers…… Tiger Woods Fucked A Homeless Man! Lesson of the year:  if you are a nym...

WHEN a Fox News anchor, reacting to his own network’s surging e-mail traffic, warns urgently on-camera of a rise in hate-filled, “amped up” Americans who are “taking the extra step and getting the gun out,” maybe we should listen. He has better sources in that underground than most...

Oooh, will he also send a picture of himself making his “stern” face? North Korea Nukes The United States will not accept North Korea as a nuclear-armed state, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said Saturday at an international conference. “We will not stand idly by as North Korea bui...

In a rash of social out pouring…. many stealth members of the world wide association known formaly as the “White Rabbit Cult” White Rabbit Cult Secret Service Members Recently observed at the White House… several members of the Secret Services Presidential Protection...

Leave it to the perverts at the White Rabbit Cult to get the scoop!!! We have the advanced release of the next cover of Playboy Magazine featuring a very hot new mommie… Bristol Palin! Yes… its that Bristol Palin…. Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s daughter! BRISTOL PA...

Once Again… The White Rabbit Cult has UNCOVERED a never before seen “mugshot” of current US PResident Barack Obama! This mugshot was taken after Barack Obama was arrested for disorderly conduct at an ACORN rally in suburban rally in 1975. Obama was there to help organize a...

The White Rabbit Cult has recently uncovered two of the original “Barack and The Wailers” albums! Barack and The Wailers President Barack Obama was original with a small reggae group called “Barack and The Wailers”…. styled after the classic Jamaican reggae sen...

On the 6th Day of Rehobeth in the great plain of Armistice Major…. when the planets align, and the stars shine bright… legend has it that the Great White Rabbit will rise from the deep depths of the Mysterious Bunny Hole and shed light and wisdom…. joy and hope…. sten...

We have to start this post by saying for the record… The White Rab bit Cult does not in any way endorse or condone the use by Hamas of large White Rabbits to teach violence to children. Please keep all comments and debates civil, no vulgarities, ECT… Previously Hamas used Farfur...