Wow! As you may have heard, Sarah Palin is now calling for Rahm Emanuel to be fired because of a report based on anonymous sources claiming he privately told top liberals last summer that they were “fucking retarded.” Trig Paxson Van Palin SPEAKS FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME! Palin profe...

Ex Alaska Govenor, Ex Republican Vice Presidential Candidate, Best Selling Author and current FOX News Commentator, Sarah Palin recently returned to Alaska only to learn that her oldest daughter (and mother of Sarah’s Grandchild) Bristol, recently underwent a rather large breast augmen...

WHEN a Fox News anchor, reacting to his own network’s surging e-mail traffic, warns urgently on-camera of a rise in hate-filled, “amped up” Americans who are “taking the extra step and getting the gun out,” maybe we should listen. He has better sources in that underground than most...

Oooh, will he also send a picture of himself making his “stern” face? North Korea Nukes The United States will not accept North Korea as a nuclear-armed state, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said Saturday at an international conference. “We will not stand idly by as North Korea bui...

Is the Obama administration looking and acting more like Bill Clinton’s, or is it just me? From staff choices to the current “what is a bow.” When President Obama met the Queen of England he did not bow as protocol suggests. Instead he broke protocol by using both hands whe...

President Bush made a farewell visit Sunday to Baghdad, Iraq, where he met with Iraqi leaders and was targeted by an angry Iraqi man, who jumped up and threw shoes at Bush during a news conference. Bush ducks thrown shoe Among Muslims, throwing shoes at someone, or sitting so that the bottom...

Samuel L. Jackson, Blyth Danner, Joe Don baker, and Paul “Peewee Herman” Rubens all star in the woelds largest piece of shit movie ever produced… “BEARS ON A SUBMARINE”! The sequel to the Hollywood Blockbuster, “Snakes On A Plane”! This one is going ...

Today’s Newspapers Sold Out Nationwide SOLDOUT NEWSPAPERS Do you not subscribe to your local paper, thinking you can just read it online? Well, today, newspaper subscribers get the last laugh because they all have copies of their local paper while the newsstand copies are selling out,...

Sarah Palin Cabbage Patch Kid Move over, Tina Fey, there’s a new Sarah Palin impersonator in town. Four one-of-a-kind Cabbage Patch Kids dolls crafted in the likeness of presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain and vice presidential candidates Joe Biden and Palin will be au...

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White Rabbit Presidential Poll Barack Obama widened his lead over Republican presidential rival John McCain in two national polls and is maintaining an edge in two daily tracking polls with less than a month to go before the election. An NBC-Wall Street Journal poll found Obama supported by ...

Consequently, Sarah Palin did not win! The correct answer phrased in the form of a question…. “What is a real Vice President?” Sarah Palin on her recent appearance on the game show Jeopardy. Tags: 2008, b, caption, cult, debate, ed, game show, jeopardy, one, palin, phrase...