She's a ho, she's a ho, she's a ho

So many different versions of this in my head…I can’t put them all down. I’ll do this version.

Oh the leather black skirt is frightful
But the chance is so delightful
Fifty dollars gets me a show…
She’s a ho, she’s a ho, she’s a ho.

Well the make-up job is crappy
The extensions worn and nappy
Better turn the lights way down low.
She’s a ho, she’s a ho, she’s a ho.

There’s a run in her fishnet tights.
How I try to forgot all the sores.
But I suppose at least for this night,
I can wrap up for a whore.

Well my wood is slowly dying.
And she isn’t even trying.
But I’ve already paid her so…
She’s a ho, let her blow, let her blow.

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