President George Bush “ANTI-SHOE DEVICE”
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Technicians at the National Security Agency (NSA) and the United States Secret Service (USSS) have teamed up both departments Research and Development (R & D) labs to protect the President Of The United States (POTUS) from future attacks from Incoming Flying Shoes (IFS) or Improvised Flying Devices (IFD’s). This is a new threat to the safety of future sitting presidents.
Representatives for the United States Secret Service (USSS) have indicated that future public speaking events where the President is scheduled to appear, shoes would more than likely be banned.
Secret Service meets at the local Shoe Source to discuss potential aerodynamic threats of some of the World’s Most Dangerous Shoes.
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