Late-Night Jokes: Gaddafi, Obama and the Libya War
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The late-night comedians take on President Obama’s Libya intervention and crazy Colonel Gaddafi:
“We’re at war? Again? Don’t we already have two? Wars aren’t like kids, where you don’t have to worry about the youngest one because the other two will take care of it.” —Jon Stewart
“We now have wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and Libya! Aren’t we out of money? You can’t simultaneously fire teachers and Tomahawk missiles.” —Jon Stewart
“According to reports, Gaddafi is surrounded by an elite corps of female bodyguards, all of whom are virgins. In a related story, today Charlie Sheen invaded Libya.” —Conan O’Brien
“Did you see the footage of French planes bombing Libya? The planes look brand new, like they’ve never been used before.” —Jay Leno
“Gadhafi said his people ‘love him.’ I think that’s what he said. It was hard to hear over the rebel gunfire.” —David Letterman
“The name of the U.S. operation in Libya is ‘Odyssey Dawn.’ It’s the first military action to be named by Crabtree & Evelyn.” —Conan O’Brien
“We’re now fighting three wars! Imagine how many it would be if President Obama hadn’t won the Nobel Peace Prize.” —Jay Leno
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