I can finally tell my children, they can…
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Due to the election of Our Savior Barack, we’ve heard many black celebrities of late saying “I can finally tell my children they can be anything they want to be, and it is true, I’m not lying to them!”
Well, we in the white community are happy as well. We can finally tell our children white guilt is over! Racism is over!
They never have to listen to a black employee show up to work late, and say “you can’t fire me ‘cuz I sue yo ass!” In the mantra of the new messiah…YES WE CAN!
Now, it will be ok to have White Entertainment Television! All say in the words of Lord Barack… YES WE CAN!
We will be able to finally get WHITE HISTORY MONTH! YES WE CAN!
There will now be a white, Christian, straight, male scholarships! YES WE CAN!
People will now start hiring people on merit, and begin firing people that are lazy! YES WE CAN!
All of this, because white guilt is over! All say in the pledge of the new Union of the Socialist States of America… YES WE CAN! The white community is so happy, because we know after Baracks’ Reign has ended; white people will finally be able to tell their children they never have to deal with minorities with a chip on their shoulder, demanding hand outs, or acting as if they are owed something. NO WE DON’T!
His Holiness, the New Messiah, Lord Devine, Barack Obama has descended upon us to deliver us from Freedom and Capitalism, but has also brought with him a gift in return… the end of minority special treatment, and anti-white racism.
Praise the Lord!
In other news, BET will now have a token white person on every show!
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November 13, 2008 am30 4:21 pm
Lol.. think they’ll introduce affirmative action for white folk now too? Some great posts here – loved the Sarah Palin ones!
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