Glenn Beck’s Craziest Quotes Ever
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In honor of Glenn Beck’s departure from Fox News, here’s a look back at the craziest things ever said by the self-described rodeo clown:
“This president I think has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture….I’m not saying he doesn’t like white people, I’m saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist.” –Glenn Beck on President Obama, July 2009
“I’m thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I’m wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it.” –Glenn Beck, May 2005
“‘I don’t think we came from monkeys. I think that’s ridiculous. I haven’t seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.” –Glenn Beck on evolution, Oct. 2010
“You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one – I can’t speak for you, but I’m on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.” –Glenn Beck, Nov. 2006
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