Obama... BULLSHIT ATTRACTS FLIES! An NBC/Wall Street Journal poll has President Obama’s approval rating at an incredibly low 45 percent. While his firing of General McChrystal may not be directly related to this, it definitely is a factor as a huge number of people are starting to doubt hi...

Masseuse’s claims read like R-rated vice presidential fan fiction Cute Little Puppy! Photo Credit To FreakingNews.com Al Gore via last.fm In a bizarre statement to police, the Oregon woman who claims that Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session described the fo...

First Lady Michelle Obama covers her pregnant tummy from the press!Photo Credit FreakingNews.com Stork’s Landing, Illinois – It was smiles all around at the Obama house as First Mama, Michelle Obama, announced she is pregnant. The wife of President Barack Obama broke the news at ...

Photo Credit FreakingNews.com Even as he lambasted the Senate health care bill, Rep. Dennis Kucinich today said he woud vote “Yes” for the legislation in the House, becoming the first Democratic congressman who originally voted “No” to change course. “I have dou...

If there is one lesson to be learned from Sarah Palin and also the workings of her so-called “inner circle,” it is that you’ll eventually be cast off into the desert a la Hagar and Abraham within the Old Testament saga. Sarah Went Down The White Rabbit Hole (Credit To Freak...

Sarah Palin The Comic Book Sarah Palin is truly shake-your-head dumb. John McCain should apologize for potentially placing her a myocardial infarction away from the most vital job in the planet. A number of us all realize folks in so far over their head they can’t see the top of the ho...

Former Alaska Governor and Fox News Analyst Sarah Palin appeared before the National Tea Party Movement Convention in Nashville, February 6th, and gave a speech she was paid over $100,000 for. To effectively deliver the oratory, Former Governor Palin used what were once called “crib no...

When can you use the word “retard“? You can use it when you’re being satirical. For instance, it’s not okay for Rahm Emanuel to say that liberal activists are “fucking retarded” in a private meeting because 1. that’s mean and 2. he’s a Democrat...

Unsold tickets, activists demanding refunds—will Palin wind up addressing a half-empty room at the Tea Party convention? Sarah Palin Wonder Douchbag Will Sarah Palin’s Tea Party dinner be a bust? Tea Party Nation founder Judson Phillips likely assumed that scoring a dinner speech b...

DO YOU REALLY WANT THIS NUT JOB AS THE NEXT PRESIDENT? Sarah Palin’s recent book success and her new high-profile role on Fox News are having a stunning impact on her political standing with a Newsmax-Zogby poll showing the former Alaska governor now leading the GOP field as the party’s ...

Credit: FreakingNews.com Ever since his quote was released as part of the publicity surrounding “Game Change,” the new book about the 2008 Presidential campaign, U.S. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) has been unable to completely get past a “Negro problem”...

1. Sarah Palin Quits Her Job As Alaska Governor Quitter Sarah Palin provided comedians everywhere with fresh comic material when she went all mavericky and announced her abrupt resignation as Alaska governor in July. David Letterman: “Palin will no longer be the Governor of Alaska. F...