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Psych! Fox Twitter Is Hacked… OBAMA IS DEAD! Bad LulzSec!
By White Rabbit on July 5, 2011 | 1 Comment
Fox has already suffered two embarrassing hacks this year. The first saw details of X-Factor contestants leak including their full names, date of birth, zip codes, and phone numbers. Then LulzSec broke into a Fox database and stole a bunch of employee usernames and passwords. Today, thereâ€... -
Seth MacFarlane For President! Battle Of Fox Hollywood vs Fox News!
By White Rabbit on February 17, 2010 | No Comments
Seth MacFarlane isn’t shy about his political views and no subject is off limits for the Family Guy creator. From abortion to the Holocaust to 9/11, MacFarlane and his team will make a joke about anything. Here is the video…. too funny! Hey it’s satire… and ac... -
RETARDS: What Teabagger Signs Say Vs. What They Mean
By White Rabbit on February 8, 2010 | 4 Comments
For those who have a hard time reading between the lines, here’s a list of what Teabagger signs say followed by what they really mean…. 1. White Slavery 2. Obama is Hitler #1 3. Obama is Hitler #2 4. SODOMY! Tags: democratic national convention, hard time, hitler, obama, re... -
Sarah Palin, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, and Michelle Obama Super Bowl 2010 All-Star Cheerleader Squad
By White Rabbit on February 7, 2010 | No Comments
Just announced… in an effort to show Bi-Partism, CBS Sports just announced that in a never before seen performance has been added to tonight’s Super Bowl Pre Game show…. a Political Superstar Female lineup cheer leading squad consisting of Democrat Nancy Pelosi, Democrat ... -
Kanye West: Voted 2009′s Scrooge
By White Rabbit on December 26, 2009 | No Comments
America has two words for Kanye West: “Bah! Humbug!” Kanye West and Lady Gaga A new survey that recasts celebrities as famous holiday characters was released Wednesday, with the Chicago rapper as the grumpy, heartless Ebenezer Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ 1843 novel A Chri... -
Tiger Wood’s New Endorsement Deal… CIALIS!!!
By White Rabbit on December 23, 2009 | No Comments
Tiger Wood’s is either an incredibly smart individual… who know’s what he has, and is in a position in his life to say, “FUCK IT ALL! I am gonna get me some fine ass!”, or he is incredibly, insanely stupid! We at the White Rabbit Cult are never ones to judge! B... -
Tiger Woods…. “Lesson Of The Year”!
By White Rabbit on December 23, 2009 | No Comments
A fan of the White Rabbit Cult recently submitted to us… addressing the recent Tiger Woods Extramarital Affair scandal. We thought it was a great commentary, and decided to share it with our readers…… Tiger Woods Fucked A Homeless Man! Lesson of the year:Â if you are a nym... -
Battle Over Walter Cronkite Nasty Tell-All Book
By White Rabbit on July 19, 2009 | No Comments
Barely a day after legendary newscaster Walter Cronkite died, a battle has broken out over a nasty planned tell-all book. Farewell Walter!!! Terri Schwab, Cronkite’s former chef and manager of his Martha’s Vineyard home for 10 years is shopping a tome that charges Cronkite su... -
The Fierce Debate Behind Obama’s Afghan Plan
By White Rabbit on March 29, 2009 | No Comments
President Obama ’s plan to widen United States involvement in Afghanistan came after an internal debate in which Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. warned against getting into a political and military quagmire, while military advisers argued that the Afghanistan war effort could be imperil... -
Good Morning Chicago! The Rod Blagojevich Show Airs Tomorrow
By White Rabbit on March 26, 2009 | No Comments
What’s better than the thought of waking up to Rod Blagojevich? If you’re anything like us, that’s tough to beat. Want no more. Now the dream’s a reality. Blago Radio Show WLS Blago will appear on Chicago’s legendary WLS radio station tomorrow morning from 7am – 9am. And ... -
Obama Spanks Limbaugh (In New Poll)
By White Rabbit on March 11, 2009 | No Comments
What’s next Limbaugh versus Batman? The story that won’t go away isn’t going away. And this blog isn’t helping. So we’ll keep it quick. New poll A new poll is out proving that polling is a recession proof industry especially since it pitted President Obama against Rush Limbaugh. ... -
Fatcat Bankers…Biggest Pricks In The World!
By White Rabbit on March 8, 2009 | No Comments
Bad Economy Hasn’t Stopped Bank Execs From Using Limos Banks are receiving billions of taxpayer dollars to help keep them afloat during the global economic crisis but that’s not stopping them from spending like the old days, especially when it comes to limos. Fatcat Bankers In Battery ...







