Ex Alaska Govenor, Ex Republican Vice Presidential Candidate, Best Selling Author and current FOX News Commentator, Sarah Palin recently returned to Alaska only to learn that her oldest daughter (and mother of Sarah’s Grandchild) Bristol, recently underwent a rather large breast augmentation!

Bristol Palin refused to comment to White Rabbit Cult when we requested an interview to ask about her recent cosmetic surgery. A spokemen for the Palin family did reply with a statement that Bristol’s breast were actually larger due to her continued breast feeding of her son, Tripp Johnston.

Tripp, the son of Bristol Palin and her boyfriend Levi Johnston, is derived from a Palin family pattern of giving sons names that begin with “Tr …” – Trig and Track are Tripp’s uncles. The pattern is catchy and may cement the child’s family bonds – or not.

Trust the White Rabbit Cult to acquire pictures of the “AFTER” boobies! Our reporters are stationed in an igloo right outside Bristol’s Wasilla hideaway!

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