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FOX NEWS REPORTS STAR CRUISE CRASHES INTO JEDI COUNCIL!

Details right now are sketchy…. but FOX NEWS just reports that an unidentified Star Cruiser just crashed into the Jedi Council building! Casualties are unknown at this time. White Rabbit Cult reporters on the scene are awaiting a press announcement from Chancellor Palpatine. He has been quoted to have said that “We will punish those responsible”.

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