Archive for November, 2008
White Rabbit Cult Produces New Saturday Morning Cartoon For Kids!
White Rabbit Cult Television Studios would like to introduce our new entry to the Saturday morning kids television lineup….
DILDO WARS!!!
The premise is along the line of Transformers, but with sex toys!
White House Responds to Oliver Stone’s “W.”
Once again, my intrepid journalistic skills (fishing through White House garbage bins) bring you the exclusive scoop:
On a side note, I recently saw W. and it is brilliant. Oliver Stone realized that the only way to effectively capture the aimless, idiotic Bush administration on film was to make an aimless, idiotic movie. Bravo!
HO HO HO Merry Christmas… Pink Slips For Everyone!
Have you been naughty?
Have you been nice?
I don’t hive a shit!
PINK SLIPS FOR EVERYONE!!!
MODERN-DAY NERO: Multitasks While California Burns
We should all thank this guy for his help! Loser!
Happy Thanksgiving From Sarah Palin In Wasilla, AK
Hey All,
It’s Sarah here, you betchya! Just getting ready to sit down with Todd and the kids. Bristol is pissed cause I wouldn’t let go over to Levi’s house. Dontcha know there is not a lotta room in their doublewide to feed everyone. And Trigg stuck a fork in his chin… what a maverick!
Any whos… [...]
Redneck Thanksgiving…White Rabbit Cult Style!!!
A Norman Rockwell scene from the White Rabbit Cult Compound as we enjoy our yearly Thanksgiving Feast!
White House Turkey “Pleasures” Pres. George Bush!
In a last minute effort for a Presidential Pardon, this years White House Thanksgiving Dinner Turkey tried one last time to save itself from certain doom!
Unfortunately, the turkey did not make it. But reports have it that the bird was especially moist this year. President Bush was not available for comment.
Happy Thanksgiving From President George Bush!
Joyous Thanksgiving From Your Friends In The White House!!!
Somalian Pirate Problem Solved!!!
The White Rabbit Cult has devised a devious, but effective, secret method to combat the growing Somalian Pirate problem we have been hearing a lot about in the news recently…. PETER PAN!!!
I Have Nothing To Look Forward To On Thanksgiving!!!
This looks so fucking YUMMY!!!
A Thanksgiving Prayer From William S Burroughs
This warms my heart…
Ever Wonder Why Pilgrims Had Buckles On Their Hats…
Here Ya Go….
Happy Thanksgiving From The White Rabbit Cult!!!
Wishing everyone a wonderful, joyous, and especially safe Thanksgiving 2009!!!
The White Rabbit Cult will defnately be taking the day off to gorge on the turkey Sarah Palin helped to kill! Then gonna watch some football, pleasure myself, them repeat the process.
Till Black Friday…. PEACE and GOODWILL to all!!!
Our wished and prayers go out to the [...]
Wrong Number Gone Awry!!! Don’t Try This At Home!
This is funny!!!
What Barack Obama Would Look Like If he Was White….
Submitted for your approval….
Saccharine Sarah Palin Thanksgiving Ad
Pass the Pepto-Bismol, there’s one more reason to feel queasy at Thanksgiving, the holiday that’s all the agony of Xmas, but without the presents:
OurCountryDeservesBetterPAC has assembled a treacly commercial thanking Sarah for her:
passionate, hopeful, articulate advocacy of common-sense conservative values
It’s not a parody, though it does verge on the absurd, like when a woman thanks [...]
Top 10 Sarah Palin Excuses For Turkey Slaughter…
David Letterman’s “Top 10 List” tonight was Sarah Palin’s top ten excuses. The list refers to the unfortunate interview that Palin gave right after she pardoned a turkey for Thanksgiving. As Palin answered questions, a worker right behind her was slaughtering turkeys in a turkey grinder. Palin seemed oblivious to the gruesome events as [...]
The Turkey News Network New News Anchor… Sarah Palin!
Goggle Gobble Gobble! I wouldn’t mind stuffing her and eating her giblets for Thanksgiving!!!
Meanwhile, at the retirement reception for Senator Larry Craig…
See ya! You lying cocksucker!
President George Bush… Jive Ass TURKEY!!!
This jive ass Turkey Mutha Fucka goose is cooked! Get is hunkey ass out da White Houze… foo realz!
Hopefully they will take the head right off….
Sarah Palin’s Thanksgiving… Stuffing the Old Bird!
This is how Sarah Palin spends her Thanksgiving… Stuffing The Old Bird!
MEET BARACK OBAMA! The Newest Bio-Movie On Our New President!
Ready for release Thanksgiving weekend… at a multiplex near you!
You Should Never Poke The Clam!
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM WHITE RABBIT CULT:
Never use your sausage to poke a clam with proper protection!
Bought to you from your friends at the White Rabbit Cult!!!
John McCain And Sarah Palin…Down And Out! Pissing On Obama!
I love how Sarah Palin is “standing up” and pissing on Barack Obama’s campaign poster, as John McCain drinks away his disappointment in losing the presidential bid for the White House!
ATTENTION WHORE…OPRAH WINFREY!!!
This bitch needs to step aside! Next thing you know she will be the US Ambassador to Rwanda!
That would make a good book for her book club.
