“Barack Started It!” McCain Claims
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John McCain responded this week to questions about his obscene action after the Presidential Debate at Hofstra University in Hempstead, NY last week, where he was seen by millions on national television dry humping Barack Obama’s arse as the pair walked off stage.
“Barack started it!” a red faced McCain asserted. “I was just walking off stage when he dropped an SBD (Silent But Deadly) in my face.”
“I don’t take that crap from anyone!” an angry McCain said. “Especially from some moon cricket,” he added.
“That’s why I walked up behind him and did a dirty dog on his ass.”
Moderator Tom Brokaw wasn’t impressed with either candidate’s actions.
“For Chris’ sake,” he fumed, “We’re in the middle of a Presidential Election and these two jackasses are acting like it’s a frat party. Grow up, the pair of you!”
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